fake-mermaid:

i just want a boyfriend that will bake a cake with me at 2am

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 08:41pm
princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 08:41pm

hemmimgs:

omegleofficial:

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

wait for it

image

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 08:40pm
orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 08:40pm
babyminaj:

me talking to the boy i like

babyminaj:

me talking to the boy i like

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 08:39pm
your-daily-margarita:

your-daily-margarita:

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 08:39pm

harryedward:

Everyone on this site gets so offended over everything go outside and tell the plants in your yard because I do not care

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 08:38pm

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 07:43pm
Tuesday Apr 4 @ 07:28pm

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 07:28pm

highwaytohellno:

#me at the doctor’s office

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 07:23pm

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 07:22pm
Describe my blog in terms of “came for the _____, stayed for the _____” Tuesday Apr 4 @ 07:10pm

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 07:10pm

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 07:09pm
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