Fun drinking game: take a shot for every chapter you’re behind in textbook reading.
Isn’t nature beautiful
"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"
are they drinking detergent
never has a gif set described my entire life so perfectly
cristina yang you are my hero
???????? Making emotionally bad decisions wooooo
lol yoooo this is me
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
60 MPH OF DAD
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors