i just want a boyfriend that will bake a cake with me at 2am
for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing
a dick rising to power
wait for it
Going to School
think of all the people who scrolled away
me talking to the boy i like
Everyone on this site gets so offended over everything go outside and tell the plants in your yard because I do not care
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
- the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
- ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
- it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty dumpty committed suicide
jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull
A BABY FELL OUT A TREE
im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.gotta love your nurses, people.
I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.