thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Tuesday Jul 7 @ 01:06am

Monday Jul 7 @ 04:07pm
"hiring entry level positions"

taggediconic:

[username redacted]:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

Monday Jul 7 @ 04:07pm
Monday Jul 7 @ 04:07pm

voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

Monday Jul 7 @ 04:06pm

msjewbooty:

*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem

Monday Jul 7 @ 04:06pm

metaknighty:

today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant” 

Monday Jul 7 @ 04:02pm

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Monday Jul 7 @ 04:00pm

My ballestras are coming in on Monday I’m so excited omg

Thursday Jul 7 @ 07:05pm

I think I’m going to take a break from tumblr for a little while… I’ll still check my messages somewhat regularly, just I won’t be scrolling/posting a whole hell of a lot

Sunday Jul 7 @ 01:03pm
tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

Sunday Jul 7 @ 11:57am

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*
Sunday Jul 7 @ 11:50am

teamrocketing:

being really excited about something your parents don’t care about

image

Sunday Jul 7 @ 11:27am

wifigodz:

plot twist: another harry potter book comes out about all their kids

Sunday Jul 7 @ 11:24am
afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

Sunday Jul 7 @ 11:23am
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