I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics
there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album
*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem
today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant”
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
My ballestras are coming in on Monday I’m so excited omg
I think I’m going to take a break from tumblr for a little while… I’ll still check my messages somewhat regularly, just I won’t be scrolling/posting a whole hell of a lot
Very suspicious of people stealing his tail
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time**goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*
being really excited about something your parents don’t care about
plot twist: another harry potter book comes out about all their kids
This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant