My ballestras are coming in on Monday I’m so excited omg
I think I’m going to take a break from tumblr for a little while… I’ll still check my messages somewhat regularly, just I won’t be scrolling/posting a whole hell of a lot
Very suspicious of people stealing his tail
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time**goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*
being really excited about something your parents don’t care about
plot twist: another harry potter book comes out about all their kids
This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant
He popped the first two and now he carries this one very gently.
Is that lorde
here’s a tip
if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink
And if someone who does drink says they’re not drinking that night, they’re not drinking that night
Respect that too
A visual history of Richard Nixon getting lazier
nixonbots through the ages
- Richard Nixon (or “prime” Nixon)
- Richael Nif
- Pinh hif
me when i diet
I keep laughing.
HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE
"EAT THE BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"
I thought the shopping bags were a bit heavy
He gets it